Saturday, October 4, 2008

Laughter is the best medicine

10 Reasons to become a nurse

1.Pays better than fast food, though the hours aren't as good.
2. Fashionable shoes & sexy white uniforms.
3. Needles: It's better to give than to receive.
4. Reassure your patients that all bleeding stops eventually.
5. Expose yourself to rare, exotic, & exciting new diseases.
6. Interesting aromas.
7. Courteous & infallible doctors who always leave clear orders in perfectly legible handwriting.
8. Do enough charting to navigate around the world.
9. Celebrate the holidays with all your friends, at work.
10. Take comfort that most of your patients survive no matter what you do to them.


(from www.jokesaboutnurses.com)

1 comment:

juliamoon said...

It's quite funny. I totally agree with number 3. When I give niddle to my patients, I say them it won't be bad. But, I hate getting niddle myself. Lol! what can we say better to our patients. Don't take it?